I learned the word non-conformist in fourth grade and immediately announced that I would grow up to become one.
Nick OffermanBeing a man of the theater and a hedonist, I find the idea of building coffins very romantic.
Nick Offerman"I don't ever want to try to be a 'cute guy.' I want to be Charles Laughton, or Oliver Reed, or Lon Cheney. That's way more fun for me." And once I flipped that switch, that's another thing I've taken off my shoulders, where I never have to worry about, "Do I look good?"
Nick OffermanI've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.
Nick Offerman