Work is much more fun than fun.
She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.
I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.
I will accept anything in the theatre . . . provided it amuses or moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.
Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?