Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, make it cry, but above all never, never, never bore the living hell out of it.

Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces.

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?