How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?
It's never too early for a cocktail.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces.
There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.
I also avoid green vegetables. They're grossly overrated.