The theatre should be treated with respect. The theatre is a wonderful place, a house of strange enchantment, a temple of illusion. What it most emphatically is not and never will be is a scruffy, ill-lit, fumed-oak drill hall serving as a temporary soap box for political propaganda.

Christmas is at our throats again.

The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.

But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?

Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

Marriage is the aftermath of love.