The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.

My philosophy is as simple as ever - smoking, drinking, moderate sexual intercourse on a diminishing scale, reading and writing (not arithmetic). I have a selfish absorption in the well-being and achievement of Noel Coward.

Marriage is the aftermath of love.

You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.