Bed is the perfect climate.
Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don't watch.
Sunburn is very becoming - but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.
Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.
It's never too early for a cocktail.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.