The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.

I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different.

The theatre should be treated with respect. The theatre is a wonderful place, a house of strange enchantment, a temple of illusion. What it most emphatically is not and never will be is a scruffy, ill-lit, fumed-oak drill hall serving as a temporary soap box for political propaganda.

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.