Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

Though the fact that they have to be rebuilt And frequently mortgaged to the hilt Is inclined to take the gilt Off the gingerbread, And certainly damps the fun Of the eldest son.

Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Work is much more fun than fun.