Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different.

He's completely unspoiled by failure.

Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common. They both seek to pull down that which they could never build.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the Dalai Lama Ham from Virginia, ham from York, Trotters Sausages, hot roast pork. Crackling crisp for my teeth to grind on Bacon with or without the rind on Though humanitarian I'm not a vegetarian. I'm neither crank nor prude nor prig And though it may sound infra dig Any part of the darling pig Is perfectly fine with me.