You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.

Fifty-four years of love and tenderness and crossness and devotion and unswerving loyalty. Without her I could have achieved a quarter of what I have achieved, not only in terms of success and career, but in terms of personal happiness.

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.

Sunburn is very becoming - but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.