Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

Work is much more fun than fun.

The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven.

Bed is the perfect climate.

Christmas is at our throats again.

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.