Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.

Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces.

But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.