There are bad times just around the corner, There are dark clouds travelling through the sky, And it's no good whining, About a silver lining, For we know from experience they won't roll by...

The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

Christmas is at our throats again.

How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.