I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don't watch.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.