Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Work is much more fun than fun.
Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.