I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Sunburn is very becoming - but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.
It's never too early for a cocktail.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.