Though the fact that they have to be rebuilt And frequently mortgaged to the hilt Is inclined to take the gilt Off the gingerbread, And certainly damps the fun Of the eldest son.

Marriage is the aftermath of love.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.

I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa.

Conceit is an outward manifestation of inferiority.

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.