Though the fact that they have to be rebuilt And frequently mortgaged to the hilt Is inclined to take the gilt Off the gingerbread, And certainly damps the fun Of the eldest son.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

There are bad times just around the corner, There are dark clouds travelling through the sky, And it's no good whining, About a silver lining, For we know from experience they won't roll by...

But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.

It's never too early for a cocktail.

Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces.