Though the fact that they have to be rebuilt And frequently mortgaged to the hilt Is inclined to take the gilt Off the gingerbread, And certainly damps the fun Of the eldest son.

I'll go and see anything so long as it amuses me, or moves me. If it doesn't do either I want to go home.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Though the fact that they have to be rebuilt And frequently mortgaged to the hilt Is inclined to take the gilt Off the gingerbread, And certainly damps the fun Of the eldest son.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.

Conceit is an outward manifestation of inferiority.