I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.
Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first. I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Acting is not a state of being ... but a state of appearing to be.
Labour leaders lead us all, though we know they bleed us all. Cheer our new Decline and Fall, Gibbon might have dreamed it all.