Conceit is an outward manifestation of inferiority.

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.

Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.

How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.