I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

Bed is the perfect climate.

Christmas is at our throats again.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.

Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.