Wouldn't it be dreadful to live in a country where they didn't have tea?

He must have been an incredibly good shot.

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.

I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?