It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but my own.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.

Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.

Though the fact that they have to be rebuilt And frequently mortgaged to the hilt Is inclined to take the gilt Off the gingerbread, And certainly damps the fun Of the eldest son.

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.