You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
My life really has been one long extravaganza.