Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
Star quality: I don't know what it is, but I've got it.
You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.
Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common. They both seek to pull down that which they could never build.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
What I adore is supreme professionalism. I’m bored by writers who can write only when it’s raining.