Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.
Christmas is at our throats again.
It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but my own.
I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa.