It's never too early for a cocktail.

How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen detest a siesta.

Christmas is at our throats again.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.