Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun.
It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but my own.
It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.
Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces.
Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.
The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven.