Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first. I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.
There's always something fishy about the French.
Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don't watch.
A bloody good thing, but too late.
I'll go and see anything so long as it amuses me, or moves me. If it doesn't do either I want to go home.