We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

To know you are among people whom you love, and who love you – that has made all the successes wonderful, much more wonderful than they'd have been anyway.

There's always something fishy about the French.

I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.

Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.

I can take any amount of criticism, as long as it is unqualified praise.

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.