As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.

Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nyphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire thing.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

I write at high speed because boredom is bad for my health.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

I'll go and see anything so long as it amuses me, or moves me. If it doesn't do either I want to go home.