Fifty-four years of love and tenderness and crossness and devotion and unswerving loyalty. Without her I could have achieved a quarter of what I have achieved, not only in terms of success and career, but in terms of personal happiness.

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.

I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.

Fifty-four years of love and tenderness and crossness and devotion and unswerving loyalty. Without her I could have achieved a quarter of what I have achieved, not only in terms of success and career, but in terms of personal happiness.

She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.