Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.

Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.