I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.

To know you are among people whom you love, and who love you – that has made all the successes wonderful, much more wonderful than they'd have been anyway.

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.

Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.