Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common. They both seek to pull down that which they could never build.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don't watch.

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun.

Comedies of manners swiftly become obsolete when there are no longer any manners.