Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.
Thousands of people have talent. I might as well congratulate you for having eyes in your head. The one and only thing that counts is: Do you have staying power?
She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.