I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not.

The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but my own.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.