I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.
It's no good pacing up and down. It won't make the plane arrive any faster. Just sit down and accept that we're delayed. You're just making a fool of yourself.
Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun.