In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

When you're a kid and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just think of a man with a beard painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.

Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.