Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!
Noel FieldingI visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. Itโs the most fun Iโve had since i was seven. And I thought: itโs not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. Itโs about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester.
Noel FieldingWhen I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.
Noel Fielding