When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.

Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.

Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?