When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, "You're going to go to art college." I didn't really know what that meant.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have a lolly and then come back. But it'll be a musical the ship will be built out of my own hair.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.