Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.

Few people love with the violence they hate.

There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, "Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up." And then I'm like, "There's more work in the States."

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!

They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.