The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.

The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.

Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.

Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.

You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.

I can't be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I'll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.