Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.

I can't be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I'll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.

Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.