Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.

The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!

I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.