There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.

[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, "Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up." And then I'm like, "There's more work in the States."

In love, we are best pleased when we please others.

After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.