All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.

Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.

Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity; but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

There's that saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like." The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.

It's a very odd thing with Hollywood, where you do stand-up, you're good at it, then they go, "How would you like to be a horrible actor?" Then you say, "All right, that sounds good. I'll do that."