I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.

Few people love with the violence they hate.

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.

None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.