Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.

It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.

The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.

It is better to be idle than employed in ill.

I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.

In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.

Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.