If it wasn't so pointless and ridiculous, it would be more humiliating. Also, if there [Hollywood] weren't so many people as bad as myself - equally untalented people - it would be even more humiliating.

Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.

I don't have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don't have to do all that horseshit.

Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to appear innocent in what we desire to be most cunning.

I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.

Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.