If it wasn't so pointless and ridiculous, it would be more humiliating. Also, if there [Hollywood] weren't so many people as bad as myself - equally untalented people - it would be even more humiliating.

I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio.

Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.

OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'

Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.

It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.