The character of giving advice often makes us accountable for the conduct of those we advise.
Norm MacDonaldI started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
Norm MacDonaldNever raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.
Norm MacDonaldThe vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
Norm MacDonald