Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.

I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.

When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.

The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.

I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.

Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.

It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.