Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.

In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.

There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.

Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.