Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.

A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs; without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.

I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.

The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.

Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.