In love, we are best pleased when we please others.

It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.

The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.

Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

A man's enemies are those he should endeavor first to make his friends.