In love, we are best pleased when we please others.

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.

There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.

Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.

A lot of people think I'm difficult to work with. It's not like I really want to do that much stuff, so it doesn't really matter. I guess I'm somewhat difficult when it comes to comedy.

If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.