In love, we are best pleased when we please others.

There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them; and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.

Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.

When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.

I don't have any ambition.