In love, we are best pleased when we please others.

Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.

The character of giving advice often makes us accountable for the conduct of those we advise.

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!

The soul is never perfectly secure from the influence of passion; the occasional tranquility she seems to enjoy, is rather relaxation than imperturbable triumph.

It's a very odd thing with Hollywood, where you do stand-up, you're good at it, then they go, "How would you like to be a horrible actor?" Then you say, "All right, that sounds good. I'll do that."

Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.