On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.
Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?
I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.