If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

I don't have any ambition.

Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.

All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.

I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.

Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.