If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.

The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.