Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.
Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.