If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.

I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.

It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them; and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.

In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.