The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.

I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.

There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.

It is better to be idle than employed in ill.

We are often less grieved at disappointments than at ourselves for having said much concerning the certainty of our expectations.